First Date - Mike & Molly [S01E02]

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First Date - Mike & Molly [S01E02]
TV-14 Comedy

When Molly gets a cold before her first date with Mike, she takes some cold medication to help her feel better...with disastrous results.

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27 Sep 2010
First Date
James Burrows
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#1
Released 2010-09-27, Rated TV-14
Score 23.985
dot Sorry, but this nose hair was driving me crazy.
Sorry, but this nose hair was driving me crazy.
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I'm a fountain of wisdom. Drink from me. I'm a fountain of wisdom. Drink from me. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#2
Released 2010-09-27, Rated TV-14
Score 22.095
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I'm a fountain of wisdom. Drink from me.
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#3
Released 2010-09-27, Rated TV-14
Score 21.016
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Bones don't jiggle, Mom.
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#4
Released 2010-09-27, Rated TV-14
Score 20.515
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Oh, God, the codeine.
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Molly? Molly? Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#5
Released 2010-09-27, Rated TV-14
Score 19.568
dot Molly?
Molly?
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I gotta pee like a racehorse. I gotta pee like a racehorse. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#6
Released 2010-09-27, Rated TV-14
Score 17.726
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I gotta pee like a racehorse.
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- All right, what the heck. - There you go. - All right, what the heck. - There you go. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#7
Released 2010-09-27, Rated TV-14
Score 17.159
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- All right, what the heck. - There you go.
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I was just, uh, asking if you enjoyed your snapper. I was just, uh, asking if you enjoyed your snapper. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#8
Released 2010-09-27, Rated TV-14
Score 15.977
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I was just, uh, asking if you enjoyed your snapper.
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Molly? Molly? Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#9
Released 2010-09-27, Rated TV-14
Score 15.970
dot Molly?
Molly?
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Sure. Do you like your penis? Sure. Do you like your penis? Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#10
Released 2010-09-27, Rated TV-14
Score 15.844
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Sure. Do you like your penis?
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Oh, slow down there, slugger, that's got codeine in it. Oh, slow down there, slugger, that's got codeine in it. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#11
Released 2010-09-27, Rated TV-14
Score 15.272
dot Oh, slow down there, slugger, that's got codeine in it.
Oh, slow down there, slugger, that's got codeine in it.
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#12
Released 2010-09-27, Rated TV-14
Score 14.969
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Better to have lube and not need it than need lube and not have it.
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#13
Released 2010-09-27, Rated TV-14
Score 14.787
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Saying doo wa diddy diddy dum diddy
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- I like to spend time with my friends. - Hold on just a sec. - I like to spend time with my friends. - Hold on just a sec. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#14
Released 2010-09-27, Rated TV-14
Score 14.535
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- I like to spend time with my friends. - Hold on just a sec.
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You're lying. I look like Kathy Bates in misery. You're lying. I look like Kathy Bates in misery. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#15
Released 2010-09-27, Rated TV-14
Score 14.515
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You're lying. I look like Kathy Bates in misery.
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#16
Released 2010-09-27, Rated TV-14
Score 14.067
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- Hey, Carl. - Cousin Andre.
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Molly? Molly? Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#17
Released 2010-09-27, Rated TV-14
Score 13.649
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Molly?
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But I'm just saying guys hate it when you sneeze on their wieners. But I'm just saying guys hate it when you sneeze on their wieners. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#18
Released 2010-09-27, Rated TV-14
Score 13.646
dot But I'm just saying guys hate it when you sneeze on their wieners.
But I'm just saying guys hate it when you sneeze on their wieners.
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#19
Released 2010-09-27, Rated TV-14
Score 13.556
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Face it, you're a big-boned girl.
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It's our first date. It's our first date. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#20
Released 2010-09-27, Rated TV-14
Score 13.272
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It's our first date.
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#21
Released 2010-09-27, Rated TV-14
Score 13.170
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...just for the record...
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Oh, just yanking your chain. Oh, just yanking your chain. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#22
Released 2010-09-27, Rated TV-14
Score 13.168
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Oh, just yanking your chain.
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Fresh out of the oven. Fresh out of the oven. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#23
Released 2010-09-27, Rated TV-14
Score 12.967
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Fresh out of the oven.
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- I hope you saved room for dessert. - What the hell is that supposed to mean? - I hope you saved room for dessert. - What the hell is that supposed to mean? Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#24
Released 2010-09-27, Rated TV-14
Score 12.674
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#25
Released 2010-09-27, Rated TV-14
Score 12.660
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Gang way!
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