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- Call him and say no. - Cheryl, what would Jesus do?
- It's my pleasure. - Fantastic.
Jeez, you know what I just realized?
I don't get it at all.
- You have? - Yes.
- Hey, there he is. - Somebody order latkes?
Guy in a suit's gotta be able to afford a paper.
- Very good. - Good to see you.
No, really? Oh!
Let's put her here on the bed.
- Theodore Roosevelt? - F.D.R.
I want you to take a look around this room here, okay,
Okay, I feel like I've been cutting apples for, like, two hours.
I'll see you then. I'm gonna hit a few.
About a week ago, and he moved back in with her.
And I'm a huge "Seinfeld" fan.
See, you're bringing your hips through.
- Larry. - Hello, hello.
She can't breathe. She can't breathe.
and I kind of invited him to the seder.
Yeah, in my backyard,
- Nice to meet you. - Yeah.
Haroset.
( Singing in Hebrew )
Hmm. I haven't gotten my paper in six days.
Oh, hey, and this is my dad.
You want to invite Ethel and Mac?
Sammy, Sammy, get up.
Hey, you know what we should do?
Jake: I told my mother I would call her after the seder.
Thank you.
Yeah, he's a bald guy, too.
- What are you doing now? All right, let's go. - Nothing.
- I'll take it from here. - Okay.
What made you go back there a second time?
I don't see the point to it.
( Cheering )
- You sure? - Yeah, of course, thank you.
- Yeah. - Fine, I don't care.
All right, now go into the kitchen. Go in the kitchen.
What the hell are you trying to pull, Larry?
( Coin jangling )