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- It's very bad for the bald community. - Oh, Larry.
I never followed through on my Christmas present to Mark.
I never, ever do this.
It seems like a lot of trouble you people go through for this.
Nat: That's nice. That's nice.
If she ever sees him again, she'll recognize him.
Hey, there's no matzah here. Let's go, beat it.
Look at this. Boy, oh, boy.
- Ethel: Well, you know. - Guy in a suit is taking my newspaper?
Susie's sister's in town,
A plus. My best student of the day.
He should not be in our presence on a holy day.
I don't have one.
And gonna be alone on passover,
- No, let me help you out. - No, I don't even care... you know what?
Look, look, I wanna freeze it right here. Wait, right there.
I'm not really the right... I'm not a good person to...
He's got a net. What a setup this guy... my life is changed.
I've been paged by the hospital. It must be an emergency.
And this is my wife Cheryl.
- and got the matzah. - Oh, your friend the convicted sex offender!
- Yeah, how are ya? - Great, how you doing?
- Great, great. - You don't have to.
- All right. Great. - Unreal.
Wow. - And they're coming tomorrow.
- Nice meeting you, Rick. - Nice meeting you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Good yontif.
- Welcome to the neighborhood. - Thank you.
You know, he's...
Holy shit! Don't you see?
( All groan )
I don't... I don't know what you're talking about.
- Because heroke up with his girlfriend? - Yeah.
- How are you? - Pretty good.
Golf nut, okay? Took me to his backyard.
Larry: Huh? Isn't that good news?
Larry: In a hurry, doctor?
- Does anyone know mouth-to-mouth? - Oh my god!