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Fuckin'... Shed 'em!
It's been almost a month now. Think you need to get back on the horse.
Seen her new man? What a fucking dandy
Eyes on your own work there Super chief
those worm pickers kept coming in the night and trampling on our beans?
at coyotes that night and caught one right in the butt hole, fuck.
Plus, it's better than spending all his time on Tinder.
And they just walked over and yanked that thing out of my nipple
You know what you need? Sex. With a girl.
What do you do with the fertile, Wayne?
Although, I didn't peg you for a pipe fitter, Wayne.
Not just any girl. A good Christian girl.
(INAUDIBLE)
but sure as God's got sandals it beats fightin' dudes with treasure trails.
Margaret? Sounds like a biddy old blue‐hair'd.
"I will give it everything, everything.
Good. And you? Not too bad.
Last I seen ya, you were on a pack and a half of smokes.
Do I go inside and spread Angie right out on the bar when she gets here?
Somewhere along the way you kinda got soft.
I'm not fightin' ya. I'm smackin' ya.
He's hunting bear now.
(BURPS)
(ALEXANDER LAUGHING) (DOOR OPENS)
But only because you have this weird...
Oh, not s'bad. Good 'n you?
You made a good choice coming here, tonight.
this Sunday, for an evening of song and praise.
You looking for a tilly, buddy?
Now, The Federales catch up to us and chase us through a few backyards
Boulevard of Broken Dreams.
Pray tell, what are you doing on Grindr, Wayne?
It's too bad she taught you not to fight anymore, buddy.
Oh, Jesus! Look at these nut sacks.
Yeah. He's got fugazi‐diamonds in both ears
DAN: Is there anymore trail mix?
Good way to get a finger in your bum.
Do you want to fight with those shades or play pokerstars.com?
Nice execution. You're doin' terrific.
I think I can help you.
What the hell are you doing? I'd ask you the same thing, you fuckin' tit.
Oh, okay. We've all thought about it.
The Federale pulls out his Taser,