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(WHIMPERS)
Just gimme my phone. Oh, yeah, sure thing.
(SIGHS)
♪ Sand paper rugged, sand‐sand paper rugged ♪
Like, "On a scale of one to America, how free are you right now?"
Sing 2
Didn't I just catch you cruisin' Grindr?
Tell the story or he won't shut up.
Vaginal intercourse!
and he points it up at Wayne and says some real Clint Eastwood‐sounding shit.
You drove over to his house and broke his nose on his front lawn.
Hunter S.? Charles Bukowski.
I always regret coming to the surface with you, day‐walking hicks.
Didn't peg you for a pipe fitter Pegged!
And I just found out he's ambidextrous.
(BOTTLE SHATTERS)
Second question, has anyone seen...
Seen Angie with her new dude? What a fuckin' dandy.
Just a real ouchie, bro.
How are yous?
And you must be Wayne. Mmm‐hmm.
I haven't seen this sort of fuckin' bedlam since we fired Roman Candles
In The Night Garden
(CAR DOOR CLOSES)
What? Bieber eyes.
Told you to flush as you go. Fuck.
(TROY LAUGHING)
(GROWLING) (LAUGHING)
and if that thing doesn't latch onto my nipple ring,
Wow WWE news is that the only Tomorrow morning
No move?
(GRUNTS IN PAIN)
Seen Angie, with her new dude? What a fuckin' dandy.
Hold your finger here for as long as you can.
What are you skids doing out of your parents' basement, Stewart?
but never more than two packs of smokes.
Christ be with you, Wayne. Hello.
It's called Tinder.
you've been so agonized by a woman you're now seeking the company of men.