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Hey How come your eyes are SO big? Contacts.
Oh, my goodness, an untied shoelace.
- Thank you, Ping-Pong. - My name is Craig.
Hey, it was fun. My kids are sick of all my stories.
# I'm a nice guy I'm a hell of a guy #
Just sit on my ass and watch TV? That ain't my style, man.
Boy, I am so sick of everyone assuming I'm good at basketball because I'm African-American!
Run!
Now, Homer, there are people right through that door that have it much worse than you.
#The Simpsons #
# Bones and trombones ##
So you are running a day care center?
- It's my room. - Well, if you want, you can sit on this.
as alleged good guy Homer Simpson absconded with several children...
# Is that all there is #
Who writes this stuff?
No, Homer won't be able to play for a long time.
Miss work? But my life would be nothing without the nucleon plant.
I can't remember the last time Dad sang us a torch song.
- Now, is anyone here from Springfield? - You know we are!
Now he's realizing he's too fat.
Teamsters.
Hey, man, you're harshing my buzz.
Hey! What? Zuzu! Where's that kid? Hi.
Ooh, and Lenny is taking off!
If you can find a sturdier hypno-coin, you buy it.
Uh, excuse me. This is a hot set. No visitors.
Combo Panda Pop-Up Time!
Arnie, Arnie, how are the children?
Sorry. Daddy thought you were a pile of cable.
Pick me! Pick me! I got hoop dreams, Coach! I got 'em bad!