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Like, you're not listening to me.
Like, why are we in a hurry?
The nurse says, drop her off in Burbank.
- Where is he? - In the bedroom.
Come on in.
I can't.
Yeah, that's what they... that's what they say.
- Yeah, right. - Yeah.
That's all that matters.
Oh, he could have a great Shiva.
I want you to be here.
It's this, like, pen thingy.
Order food. Watch dumb movies.
Well, I thought that you were into cocaine?
No, it's, uh, Melanie.
Is that okay?
Uh, you want to get some food or something?
so basically he gonna spend, like, the rest of his life
You brought up your eggs on a first date.
- Yeah, I think it's awesome. - Fucking love it,
- I can't wait. - Yes, please.
Yes. Yes, come inside me.
Yeah. That's how anyone feels after they've boned someone random.
No, I think I managed them quite well.
- She. - No one else, not one of you.
You just... you sound a little more like you're jealous.
Four bottles does it?
So Harry says, why don't you take another test?
I think I just... I think I need to go, Josh, if you don't mind.
- Good, good. - Jesus Christ.
Okay, you know what? I'll just deal with it.
- People use a pen to get high. - I know, it's crazy.
It's, uh, it's enough. And you put it in...
I was a douchebag
Can we get on with it, honey?
- Oh. - A Shiva.
- Oh, my God. - Oh those were double eyelashes.
I'm just here to make you happy.
Hey, you like Huevos Rancheros?