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- She's living here. - No, she's crashing here.
Why do you have the rabbi's number?
For fucking a congregant, Josh.
Can I vent? I'm just venting.
- I want to fuck that chair. - Okay. Okay.
What's going on?
- Yeah. - His assistant.
and I have nobody to talk to.
Yeah, our main problem was that your tits were too big for me.
Had to, we had to.
It was just at that very last...
- we still have time to say goodbye. - One last thumbs up.
like, who I was, how I got there.
I put you on list, I added you to my email blast.
I gotta go.
Oh, that, well, that was since I...
- What are her tits like? - No.
Sometimes I do some googling.
Uh, she is, uh, crashing here...
- Yeah. - You okay, you like it?
And then when you find them, just, like, having that instinct to know
Wait, what does that mean? Is he about to die?
You're gonna seriously throw that back in my face.
And we never fucked anyway, did we?
What do you want to do?
Shell.
Yeah, go. Go take care of it.
Remember when I had my gall bladder surgery?
I don't know how to play games.
- Hey. - So here's their stuff.
What if we, like, donated it to kids going through chemo or something?
You'd do this in front of other people?
what Shiva supplies you have lying around?
It's okay?
The nurse says, the insurance won't cover that.
It actually calms me down.
They're fine.
Yes.
Let me tell you something.
- Oh. - You like me, right?
Babe, I know you can't appreciate what it is to be an addict,
You were right to leave. I am sorry.
You make me feel bad all the time.
She's my best friend, it's a big deal.