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I think it's over. Sneezes always come in threes.
Yeah, sweetheart, it's the 100 billion cutoff.
and some dumbass is resurrecting Meyer the Liar.
She was crucial in the freeing of the Uzbekistan hostages.
That's a lie, right?
I just saw Mary King. Looked like she's been thrown up by a whale.
You're like an early draft of a man
and taking pictures, so you might want to be gesture-aware.
Wait, Gary, Gary, Gary. We need the water.
No, Leon's a little skeptical about the whole spy thing
But you know what? I'm keeping it together.
And this is from "HuffPo."
- Yeah, we have a deal. - Yeah!
I'm pretty sure I heard someone say that.
- Amy. - Hey.
Catherine!
Talk about Helsinki, strategize a little bit?
- Hi. - Hi.
- Isn't she? - Sarcastic.
on unemployment.
- Hmm? - Put your hand down.
- Did you eat nuts? No? - Mm-mmm.
- before I turn into a pumpkin. - You'll do it.
Selina, this is just business.
and peep the skinny on the debt negotiations.
- I need 20. - I can't do those numbers.
How lucky am I that I'm not Selina Mapist
We-- we-- we-- we-- we met in...
Okay, slow down, Leon. Is your blood sugar off?
Either way, just blur the fuck out of it.
Forgive me. You're not a big mystery to me.
I really am. It's all good.
Ugh, just because my last name rhymes with liar.
Remember that one time when you said
so you must be faking it now.
How long have you not been listening to me?
So all this stuff she's been saying about
told me that our company funded super PACs
What are you doing running away?
and lied when she denied it,
Oh, my God.
- You know Ed. - Yeah.
Well, it sounds to me like he wants a government shutdown
I'm amazed you can laugh about that.
Don't be a bastard, Andrew.