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It was nice to hear a woman's laugh in the house again.
You have no summer plans?
- Why don't you come over? - I'm alive!
- I know. - Stop talking like that, Lemon.
to up to three weeks of community service.
Look, you need to reset and try to feel normal again.
WOOL IS A WHOLESOME FABRIC
I've just had a hard couple months.
You see all the good that is in them,
Every year, my aunt sends me a wool sweater for Christmas.
- I'll bring my wife. - Excellent.
Oh. Of course.
we don't waste time feeling sorry for them.
Yes, I know. I just need more time with them.
Very Wool!
that men are giving to her with their hips.
Oh, I'm sorry. You didn't want to live next door to your friend,
Oh. Well, I don't have one myself, but I do like a girl with a limp.
Kenneth, what are you doing?
which is why your contract includes a morality clause.
We get it, Aunt Alice, you're a sheep.
And, uh, thank you...
and I'm real sorry about that.
And being normal is American, and it's respectable,
I see.
Greetings, slaves! Who's ready to get sat on?
Miss... I mean, ma'am... read the fine print.
in a manner which is consistent with the values of this industry.