Requiem for a Dead Barber - Married with Children [S03E09]

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Requiem for a Dead Barber - Married with Children [S03E09]
TV-PG Comedy

After the death of his longtime barber, Al lets his hair down rather than tolerate a visit to a stylist or a salon... staffed by women. When Al backs down and goes to a salon, he gets a ...

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12 Feb 1989
Requiem for a Dead Barber
James Eric Hornbeck, Gerry Cohen
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Released 1989-02-12, Rated TV-PG
Score 31.584
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Released 1989-02-12, Rated TV-PG
Score 28.537
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Released 1989-02-12, Rated TV-PG
Score 23.070
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Released 1989-02-12, Rated TV-PG
Score 21.642
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Released 1989-02-12, Rated TV-PG
Score 20.110
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#6
Released 1989-02-12, Rated TV-PG
Score 18.354
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Released 1989-02-12, Rated TV-PG
Score 17.813
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Released 1989-02-12, Rated TV-PG
Score 17.202
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Released 1989-02-12, Rated TV-PG
Score 17.192
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Released 1989-02-12, Rated TV-PG
Score 17.158
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Released 1989-02-12, Rated TV-PG
Score 16.687
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Released 1989-02-12, Rated TV-PG
Score 16.602
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Released 1989-02-12, Rated TV-PG
Score 16.273
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Released 1989-02-12, Rated TV-PG
Score 16.041
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Released 1989-02-12, Rated TV-PG
Score 15.985
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Released 1989-02-12, Rated TV-PG
Score 15.959
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Released 1989-02-12, Rated TV-PG
Score 15.571
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Released 1989-02-12, Rated TV-PG
Score 15.135
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Released 1989-02-12, Rated TV-PG
Score 15.084
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Released 1989-02-12, Rated TV-PG
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Released 1989-02-12, Rated TV-PG
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Released 1989-02-12, Rated TV-PG
Score 14.298
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Released 1989-02-12, Rated TV-PG
Score 14.247
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Released 1989-02-12, Rated TV-PG
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Released 1989-02-12, Rated TV-PG
Score 13.879
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