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- Hey,
- Crap; they're really pissed that Anna's pregnant.
Guinea pig. Guinea pig.
All because I made you do something tedious.
- All 600? Why would he do that?
There's so many of them.
- Well, surely you can make an exception for me.
- Swallow 35 vitamins each.
in walking the same beat over and over,
To get to spend every day with the same person,
Even if they're in a novelty baseball helmet?
The one where you said you wouldn't make
- The point is: I don't care.
- Nope. But it's okay.
- No.
- Well, I don't want to take all the credit,
So, you know, we can keep trying
and that's a great start.
Nailed it.
- Well, this is perfect.
- Yeah.
- I know; we walked along the river for hours,
Hello... it's me.
the same beat for six months.
exceptions.
of getting pregnant by 19% a month.
Doing something over and over again
- I wasn't--I wasn't gonna.
but this could increase our chances
and put it on the internet herself,
He's cheating on her sister.
The comfort of knowing that tomorrow
for kissing the statues.
Don't want to spend every moment worried about Dengue
It sounds like you hooked a live one.