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or if we want, we can forget about the whole thing.
or look into IVF or adoption
You gotta romance me.
You're wearing those pants
- Uh, this? It's... my water bottle.
Because we're not studying hard enough.
That's why you're the baby's godfather.
that maybe my life would be better if I was more like you.
will be just like today is truly
- Oh, my goodness.
- Okay.
The message couldn't be clearer.
What were you thinking, breeding guinea pigs at work?
with a cover charge. - It's for our honeymoon.
It's just--this is all feeling
- Yes.
- Yeah. She's my soulmate.
- You may now kiss the bride.
- What you're describing is an aneurism.
- Ugh, the world is officially upside down.
The point is: marriage is
Both: Oh! Cinnamon schnapps!
- That was so long ago.
- Now all I have to remember her by is this tooth.
My heart has a hole in it.
Are the CompStat numbers bad?
a little overscheduled, you know?
- Marriage is amazing.
- Big time.
I got them for Nikolaj's birthday,
and made a bunch of little baby Claires.
- Even the back ones.
- I thought you separated the males and the females.
- Nowhere.
My toothless Cinderella!
I got a piece with a heart on it,
- We were eating pizza, and it fell out of her mouth.
To Hitchcock!
Are you ready to have some stupid Hitchcock-style sex?
She knows because he's the real father of her baby.
- That's one Jake Way. You know?
- Well, to me it seems like mere minutes ago,
- Yeah, of course. Absolutely.
- Why? Are you upset?
Except my hole's in my mouth.