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My niece will take the two Claires.
and sleep schedule.
- Hell no. Hitchcock would find an alley!
- I'd also like to make a speech.
A lot has happened since then.
Put it on and get in the limo that's waiting out front.
- Oh, bud, I'm so sorry.
- Yeah.
- No, from now on, we're gonna do it The Amy Way.
and see where we're at.
- Well, you could always shorten it to U.D.
- I have something I'd like to say.
- Look, I know it isn't easy,
Anyway, I walked my beat this morning,
- Because we're the boys.
from the movie "Phone Booth"?
I love foreplay, as you know.
Look, last night wasn't great,
What kind of perfect person do you have to be to get pregnant?
- Oh.
Hitchcock sent me a very long text
You didn't wake me up when you left this morning.
To be clear, by "take down The Syndicate,"
So I'm done.
I probably should have had some water ready.
To Hitchcock! - These are great.
She's funny. She's beautiful.
Faucet's on! Let's ud!
- Not the one.
Sorry you're not more sex-positive, Terry.
- Where were you? You're 19 minutes late.
- Yeah, I don't want to do that.
- You can't have pets in here. This is a police precinct.
The Jake Way is a brand.
- I do.
She even gave me her real number.
Maybe that was the one.
You never did when you were in charge.
- What took you so long?
- The only muscle I care to work out is my brain.
so your sperm don't overheat.
I got detained by the transit cops because
- No. Stop joking around.
Will Smith cheats!
because they cause stress and they raise your heart rate.
- Barkeep, another round of drink roulette.
- Oh, Amy, I'm not some faucet you can just turn on and off.