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What's she saying?
did you get my sexy calendar invite?
- Uh, these are someone else's. There's lipstick on mine.
because I haven't been divorced seven times
We gotta check him out, make sure he's not weird.
Hitchcock forgets about the past
- Boy Claire got girl Claire pregnant
Anna just called her entire family hypocrites.
or "ud."
- I broke several lamps while trying to hide in the dark.
- Now what's happening?
and kind of conservative,
- Lieutenant, I never see you at Shaw's on a Sunday.
The inside is a rainbow. - Nuh-uh.
I've taken your husband hostage.
- I'm sending you to a lab, Claire; bye.
- By doubling down on The Jake Way?
- Here's a list of everything you cannot eat
- Amy, could you open your mouth for me?
On top of the copier, there's a headset.
- Oh, no. Her number! It's totally ruined.
- Boyle, what are those?
You? - No. Let's do this.
Now we just need to find a home for ten more.
- Make it a double.
day after day, month after month on repeat.
is how you make your pecs pop.
- Oh, it's over. The nightmare's over.
- Oh. - What?
- Of course I did. - Really?
- Thanks, everybody, for coming out
- I really wanted to start a family.
feels like you're setting us up for disappointment.
I mean, look at these stupid guinea pigs.
They have so much to live for.
No one goes in there because it's too creepy.
- Okay.
- Stop. - Hammer time?
- He's just a normal guy who's a friend of Hitchcock's--
It's boring to be stuck in the same routine forever.