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not talk to anyone I don't know already.
- I do. - Dang.
- I love you, too. Now go!
Leave me. Find someone new."
I might as well fill it with booze.
And the universe keeps telling us
- Yeah, it was impressive.
It might be taking some of the fun out of making a baby.
- Ten?
Our prayers have been answered! - Who is this guy?
- They got drunk and had sex
People are starting to notice we didn't serve any food.
- I'm sorry I'm bad at making babies.
- What? No way.
but they're not here anymore.
- Are you Amy?
We don't have to have a plan.
Michael Hitchcock as much as I've loved him?
- We weren't breeding them on purpose.
You're amazing, we're amazing,
- Jake, stop.
And it has been a really hard couple of months.
to Hitchcock's divorce party.
condemned to push the same boulder
- We're gonna have sex, yeah. - Okay.
- Okay, I'm in. Sounds fun.
- It's official! I'm in love.
- Guys, I figured out what went wrong between Anna and me.
So I found him on Facebook and--
when we should have been trying to do it like Boris,
- Dammit! Don't-- look away! Look away!
- Oh, rot in hell!
- What? No. - Forget it, I just saw.
- So this bag of pellets is your lunch?
- I also have a toast to make.
but it turns out he's allergic
- Oh! Don't kill them.
- Any French philosophy post-Rousseau is essentially
- Yeah, okay.
I know a safe place we can hide these guys
I'll never find anyone as--
and you filmed it and threatened to release the tape,