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- I'm sorry, but you know our policy
- Damn.
- Thank God he found a way to end it.
Hitchcock is my partner,
It's perfect.
- Don't say you have bum nards.
and I've never been banned from a museum
and he's also my best friend.
I just spent the night with the woman of my dreams.
Did you get my sexy calendar invite?
- Yep.
The Jake Way does not believe in scheduling.
- Like, done for this month?
- I love you.
Terry almost caught me.
Anna Rubov,
- Don't follow me.
Also, Anna's family is from the Old Country
- Should we go?
- Well, this is perfect. We can use it to find her.
one of those tests you can't study for?
Why did you have me get $400 out of the ATM?
- I'm exhausted.
You said, "I'm dead.
and we'll have the island all to ourselves,
Nailed it.
just talking and laughing.
- What the hell? Why do you have that?
- I gotta say, I'm loving these.
- Hey, want some cake?
- Ugh.
- Or maybe this is just
- Well, I'm pretty bummed, but--
On the master calendar,
because of the spots on his brain!
- All right, so first move: Get hammered.
I always wanted to wear Hammer pants.
- It looks like a water bottle from a guinea pig cage.
I knew I shouldn't have had those breakfast wings.
This was a very confusing interaction!
with a lot of details in it.
- Yeah, there's a cigarette in mine.
- It didn't work. - Ugh!
- You're giving them $400 in cash?
- Jake! - Right, gotta stay optimistic.
and tell her that--