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It encompasses a whole lifestyle.
It's like doing reps at a gym.
- That is my least favorite kind of thing.
- Really?
and the pet store won't take them back.
- Someone's in there. Should we wait?
- I've got a friend who works in a lab.
The Hitchcock Way.
- Tell him "yes." - Yes.
- Oh, okay, then why'd you ask for this meeting?
- Well, that was definitely technically sex.
about the whole thing for a while
I never got any special treatment.
I guess you do make...
Mm-hmm. Both: Oh, Claire.
The Jake Way!
- Congratulations, Hitchcock,
- Yeah, absolutely. Take your clothes off.
- You're the best, Jake.
Oh. I can start foreplay later.
- Put down the drinks.
- No more nachos?
So, are we doing tonight, or... - Oh, no, no, no.
You taught me that.
- Well, I am loving the breeze. I feel like I'm 83.
But today I realize
Also, no more video games,
I figured out how we're gonna get pregnant.
- Oh, I'll handle this.
- I love monotony. They're very different.
Amazingly, he--
a rewarding assignment.
- There you are.
Why can't we make 600 babies?
you sued her for half the profits.
- We're having a baby!
See ya dorks, I'm gonna get some.
- Okay, bud.
- Wait a minute. Maybe that's it.
- But your wife is pregnant.
and every uterine deposit. - "Uterine deposit"?
- Pop, pop. Pop, pop, pop.
- Here it is. Supply closet K.
until we can find homes for them.
at the coffee cart for the past six months.
- Sit.