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Ma'am, the White House refuses
What's the word, Minna?
Ms. Brookheimer, do you have anything to eat?
- Oh. - Selina, crazy idea I have.
- Funny story. - Oh, here we go.
Yeah, he does most of his ambassador-ing in Orlando.
- Hi. - So nice to see you...
Oh, sorry. Ames, this is Layla, my girlfriend.
Yes! Six percent?
Did President Meyer find a way
No. I feel fucking pretty.
Thank you. It's very exciting. Yes, we're thrilled.
Who ate my yogurt?
I'm sorry. Who taught you to do a smoky eye?
Hey... Was that Colonel Al-Saleh,
I'd rather deal with the Russian mob
Will you move? You're blocking the TV.
- Sure. - I knew it.
- You always do this. - I do what?
Disease Control is reporting
Thank you, Pennsylvania!
like these right here sitting in the front row,
What has your mother done now?
to become his Ag Sec, it's gonna be this pigfucker.
and also, the prize that you're getting, it is not the Peace Prize.
It's so good to see you.
Oh, I can't hear you. I can't hear you.
Maybe you should let 'em choke you.
Yes. I was.
Governor, now that you're a super-delegate,
I don’t have a drink
WELL, IT'S BARELY A DEMOCRACY, SO...
Fuck me with a side of ranch.
Stop. Selina, stop. You give me no choice...
Are you OK here?
and also took a huge laser-guided shit
But we are not going to stop diseases
The Russians reinstalled me when they invaded Georgia. Ha!
- Boo! Boo! - Boo!
That guy stays.
Hey, Siri, you fuck my dad?
clean up first?
I feel like the Grim Reaper
Layla's an OB-GYN.
Classic Egan.
A Potemkin wedding, if I may coin a phrase.
but the pain went away in two days.
OK.
We'll just get married back in the States.
kinda makes her hotter, ya know?
Just a second! Sweet Viking Christ! Come on!
just dropped his scythe and started eating me out!
I always had you pegged as an AIDS guy.
This is where you stick an unfuckable intern.
I am so very proud of you
Save it, Manhattan Date Rape Mystery.
Pennsylvania,
I think it's pronounced "half-white."
I'll stay here.
and when I am elected president,
for keeping Americans safe.
Islands.
- Selina Meyer! - Murman!