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I didn't realize there was a job requirement.
I don't even like to change planes here.
- OK. - And the airplane is waiting
in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania.
You barely worked at the White House.
Um, I'm just gonna freshen up.
to escape from the Norwegian National Police!
But I would never, ever buried alive my dear old friend Selina.
or a plate or a cup or a jug,
if you buy a table. Ma'am, at this point,
- Oh, hi! - Where is Lu?
- OK? Tibet, Tibet, Tibet. - You bet, you bet, you bet.
- Do you remember my 13th birthday? - No, I certainly don't.
It's easy. We'll get it out. Ow!
- Uh... - She prefers the word "spa."
OK, look, call Leon right now.
Ma'am, I'm headed back to the hotel
on the wrong side of the Af-Pak border.
and that's actually how we were able to locate him.
I just want you to know that I love you.
wow! i bet all there corpses are bloody and rotting with eyes melted and pus and guts burned i want to lick them and eat them!
I've never told anyone this before.
Yeah.
Now, hold on. What is that right on over there, ma'am?
I want to buy your Palm Beach house for $114 million.
What? You didn't do anything wrong.
The classic McLintalk bits.
You're fired.
Can't you see I feel yucky enough already?!
I think I may have found us a plane.
- What are you doing here? - Oh, thank you!
We gotta get the morbidly obese fuck out of Iowa.
Are you feeling wiser this morning, Selina?
- I don't have a drink. - I'll get it.
are all over the airport and the hotel.
Oh. Thank you, Uncle Jeff. I really appreciate that.
President Lu will meet you in the West Salon in ten minutes.
I thought I would take just a few moments of your time
- What? - Number one,
tattled on me over the wedding drone strike.
You look so familiar to me.
I could walk into a supermarket and shoot everybody.
- Madame President. - Murman!
Americans don't give a flying fatwa
to speak to our better natures, bring the country together.
Then, ya know, have at it.
He went blind with partial paralysis and has to step down.
I don't know how to respond to that.
I truly and completely
the Finnish Embassy in Oslo, Norway...
You can have Tibet back.
- OK. - Yeah.
- Well, it's barely a democracy, so... - I agree with that.
- Mm-hmm. - As a special correspondent,
Smart. Kitty Cat. It's all right.
it has been a difficult week for me