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Pancakes! Pancakes!
Or Marjorie. I mean, I...
It's all right to feel that way.
You have just admitted to being a war criminal.
Selina Meyer! The woman who freed Tibet!
- OK, look... - No, I'll be there.
is, uh, American slang for, uh...
- Duh. - And sometimes pumpkins.
and my hot wife going into rehab.
Well, no offense, Ben, but honestly, that could be, like, tonight.
And I hope someday you'll give me another chance.
I mean, obviously, while it is regrettable,
So you're not pregnant.
He would not stop talking about it.
Word is out on you, Splett.
First human mayor of Lurlene,
And I'm amazed by your look.
Just call Interpol back, tell 'em that you made a mistake.
They are... the same.
- I mean, seriously. - I'm gonna pause.
Tibet's lamas,
Tie-Dye T-shirts
Now I can really see the family resemblance.
You're going to do exactly what we say.
The American voters don't know the difference,
- Oh. Oh, yeah, yeah. - And the horrible wife?
you will be number one!
- Oh, good for you. - Factory reboot.
I'll tell ya something else, Splett. Listen carefully.
Is this really just about
- Thank you. - You're welcome.
Beginning, middle and end. Plus a lesson.
Jonah Ryan has as much chance of becoming president
You're both wrong.
for not voting for me to be the head of the IMF.
Which, when you think about it,
we don't have to kill all of 'em.
me reporting you to the ICC?
U.S. community property laws do not apply, my darling.
Just kidding.
I like your hair like that.
but if anyone's crawling out of our cesspool of a state
Aw, I love you, Jonah.
for foreign interference in our elections!
- Mike looks good. - Mm. So much better.
to make sure they're not born dead.
meet us over there with the speech. Let's go!
Fine. On behalf of the Finnish Ambassador to Norway...
I thought you were talking about your daughter's wedding
and the president won't eat anything without a face.
- A little secret. - What?
of Orthodox Jews, uneducated fringe conspiracists,
We gotta get this thing and get to the airport.
Mwah!
But I decided to come tonight.
Thank you.
- Who do you think that I am? - Yes, of course. Of course.