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the angry, incoherent rhetoric a bit.
and Yelp basically told me to go Fuddrucker myself.
A little bit, Jonie.
You and your maid of honor here
I just need to get in a room with Lu, one on one,
Minna, I'm on the phone.
Tell him to get his dick out of whatever homeless woman
OK, you can be my dad.
Guys, listen to me.
I realized what a stupid loser he was.
Come on, wait up. Minna.
to follow just a few simple embassy staff rules.
Yeah, I'm just gonna go.
Governor, it's so nice of you to come with us to comfort Jonah.
Imagine a world
Tie-Dye T-shirts
and it's time to McLintalk with Michael Mclintock
as a stack of retarded raccoons in a trench coat,
- This is the best I could do. - Gorgeous.
Here we go.
that my naughty talk is both incessant and soporific.
- Hello. - Hi.
I considered telling them I didn't want it.
She's a dumb cunt.
Could you just... Yes.
Well, there you go.
Oh, please, I've got America on my side,
Alleged war criminal.
Or Kent.
I've seen photographs... on the internet.
I can't!
No English players, so pretty good team.
I found the perfect dress at the Oslo Medieval Festival.
Oh, Ben.
- What? - Uh, that's for dogs.
- See? Keep that sense of humor. - OK!
and imprisoned under Article VIII of the Rome Statute.
Oh, my God, you Patient IQ Zero!
but story is funnier with a man, huh?
Free today, free tomorrow,
Thank you so much! Thank you!
It's not funny, but his laughter is infectious.
- Um, I've got gum and Advil. - Ugh.
and Kombucha-douching private school moms.
Thank you, Murman.
the loss of... of innocent lives,
I don't want diazepam, I want something good.
I recently bought an English football club.
I really wanna have a chance to talk with you, Jonah.
that I want to talk to him directly, right now.