The Package - Seinfeld [S08E05]

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The Package - Seinfeld [S08E05]
TV-PG Comedy

A mysterious package arrives for Jerry. Elaine is curious about what the doctors are writing in her records. George tries to hit on the cute girl at the "One Hour Photo" place.

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17 Oct 1996
The Package
Andy Ackerman
- And who are you? - I'm his nurse. Paloma. - And who are you? - I'm his nurse. Paloma. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#1
Released 1996-10-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 27.032
dot - And who are you? - I'm his nurse. Paloma.
- And who are you? - I'm his nurse. Paloma.
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It's Benes, you jackass. It's Benes, you jackass. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#2
Released 1996-10-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 25.580
dot It's Benes, you jackass.
It's Benes, you jackass.
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#3
Released 1996-10-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 23.751
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It’s Benes, you jackass. My last name is Benes.
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#4
Released 1996-10-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 22.215
dot Lover boy. You are a lover boy.
Lover boy. You are a lover boy.
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Released 1996-10-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 21.696
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I wish I had the last 20 seconds of my life back.
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- Open the package, Leo. - Okay. - Open the package, Leo. - Okay. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#6
Released 1996-10-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 21.037
dot - Open the package, Leo. - Okay.
- Open the package, Leo. - Okay.
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#7
Released 1996-10-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 20.894
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Oh, yeah, I like this idea.
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#8
Released 1996-10-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 19.768
dot Hey, what about Dr. Resnick?
Hey, what about Dr. Resnick?
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Oh, I suppose you think you're bomb-able? Oh, I suppose you think you're bomb-able? Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#9
Released 1996-10-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 19.712
dot Oh, I suppose you think you're bomb-able?
Oh, I suppose you think you're bomb-able?
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#10
Released 1996-10-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 19.699
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That's correct.
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- Why can't I be bomb-able? - Who's gonna bomb you? - Why can't I be bomb-able? - Who's gonna bomb you? Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#11
Released 1996-10-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 19.035
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- Why can't I be bomb-able? - Who's gonna bomb you?
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#12
Released 1996-10-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 19.017
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Yeah.
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The ego on you. The ego on you. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#13
Released 1996-10-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 18.885
dot The ego on you.
The ego on you.
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Actually, I'm quite comfortable. Actually, I'm quite comfortable. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#14
Released 1996-10-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 18.546
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Actually, I'm quite comfortable.
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No. No bomb. No. No bomb. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#15
Released 1996-10-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 18.011
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No. No bomb.
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It's pretty hot under these lights, huh, Seinfeld? It's pretty hot under these lights, huh, Seinfeld? Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#16
Released 1996-10-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 17.775
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It's pretty hot under these lights, huh, Seinfeld?
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- Define  rarely. - Frequently. - Define  rarely. - Frequently. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Released 1996-10-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 17.491
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- Define rarely. - Frequently.
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#18
Released 1996-10-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 17.054
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They just write it off.
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Leo, I don't care for your demeanor. Leo, I don't care for your demeanor. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#19
Released 1996-10-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 16.952
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Leo, I don't care for your demeanor.
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#20
Released 1996-10-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 16.948
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The dance continues.
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Jerry. Jerry. Jerry. Jerry. Jerry. Jerry. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#21
Released 1996-10-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 16.901
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Jerry. Jerry. Jerry.
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#22
Released 1996-10-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 16.788
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Oh, yeah. This can't miss.
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#23
Released 1996-10-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 16.598
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Extra teeth. I love that look.
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She's got this incredible smile. It's like she's got too many teeth. She's got this incredible smile. It's like she's got too many teeth. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#24
Released 1996-10-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 16.344
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She's got this incredible smile. It's like she's got too many teeth.
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...is in a Parks Department production of The Mikado. ...is in a Parks Department production of The Mikado. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#25
Released 1996-10-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 15.921
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...is in a Parks Department production of The Mikado.
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