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I wanted to arrange a concert in Springfield Park.
Hello, Springfield!
Homer takes the snap, looking for a receiver.
Yeah. She looks like a little bitty railroad bull.
Thanks, brain!
♪ I was-- I was trying to get it on my own ♪
My mother was an amazing banjo player. Mmm.
That sounds awful, and you look stupid doing it.
just remember this is what it looks like.
Thank you.
But you know what? That's gonna turn around
Cletus, why did you give her a shotgun?
Homer, I know about the cat.
'Cause I got sugar and I got something called
I'd say, "No, I'm happy just to sit down by the creek
Marjorie,
when I show the world what it's missing in you.
Here's one week in advance.
We talk about it all the time.
and do my heroin." You know?
Lis, if she shoots your face off tomorrow,
Oh, no. I'm sorry.
Aha!
Ha-ha! It's a deal! Back in the boy's closet.
Okay, you've convinced me.
Oh, your little girl's been so good to me.
Oh. Why is everyone passing us?
♪ Oh, honey, I've been down ♪
♪ Working all night, traffic on the way home ♪
I've-I've truly come to hate music.
Cletus, why did you give her a shotgun?
Ha-ha! It's a deal! Back in the boy's closet.
♪ Oh, Barnes & Noble ♪
I'll put Maggie down and make you a snack.
Come spring, I'll go get that for you.
in front of the electric outlet,
you ain't handy.
Uh, nope, that's syrup.
Hettie, we need to get you up,
I suppose I will take
I was renting week-to-week!
That's how you say it: handy man.
But if I don't get something sweet,
and you're done.
I'm sorry. I don't have any.