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That sounds awful, and you look stupid doing it.
Nothing. Maybe we can talk a little music.
He was gonna start me out on the cigar box banjo,
Whoo-hoo!
Lisa, honey, do you have any idea how to replace a floor...?
Something bacon-y.
You know them puzzles where you slide the tiles?
"Not for individual sale."
I'm glad you liked the song.
On your marks. On your marks.
He played with some seminal Appalachian bands,
Around 11:00 in the morning. You'll be fine.
Oh!
we will now play loud music so you can curse.
♪ There's Selma and a Patty and a grampa who is batty ♪
Okay, I admit it. I think Bart's up to something funny,
You just got to blink.
and, um, then she got shot in the face.
I'll paperweight you!
♪ And my uncle calling me like "Where ya at? ♪
Howlin' Sue and Her Vestigial Organ,
but you're too cheap to pay for it.
You and me-- we get each other, yeah?
♪ Found a bag of chips and half a Twix ♪
We needed the school's lights and sound system.
♪ The baby don't say nothin' ♪
Nothing to see here. Just kneeling
Now, if you got some, you don't have to say yes.
Our revenge is made possible by listeners like you.
Twins! Twins!
You were hiding her in your closet, too!
and do you have any OxyContin?
Oh, you've hurt yourself.
Shh!
♪ Started from the bottom, now we're here ♪
You've just made a very powerful enemy-- NPR.
I heard you the second time!
She is not!
You've just made a very powerful enemy-- NPR.
Oh.
I will have another cup of soda.
Give it up! She isn't coming!
You know what I mean?
Mmm. Don't take long, handy man.
and Bloody Mary and the Coalmine Canaries.
No, no, no, leave the windows open.
Yeah, it was winter and she was runnin' a fever
Silently, ever silently.
Oh, your little girl's been so good to me.
♪ Meant for shopping ♪
Oh, wow. Hettie, you've had such a sad life.
so I'm snooping in his room.
♪ And they ain't aware that I took the silverware ♪
All right, I'm gonna go now. Bye.