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So, how'd it go at the co-ed kickball championship?
The guy got arrested in a cul-de-sac.
You're right.
For the record, I'm not blinking.
Mmm, mmm. Why, thank you, Your Majesty,
♪ Oh, Barnes & Noble ♪
But I have a Ken that I'm transitioning to a Stacy.
Mmm.
I was renting week-to-week!
♪ Started from the bottom, now we're here ♪
Lis, Lis, Lis. What?!
Oh. It's the seven-month anniversary of that.
So, how'd it go at the co-ed kickball championship?
Well, I'm from Lickskillet, Kentucky,
Bart Simpson, you are cruelly exploiting
Oh, I'm not your brain. I'm a blood clot.
♪ That your store ♪
But you can stay in our house.
This will never be forgotten.
Oh, you're in the ceiling?
It will live at least until third grade,
As long as the substrate beneath the tile isn't rotted.
♪ Oh, honey, I've been down ♪
Here's a video tutorial on replacing a tile.
Had to watch it till the end.
Maybe we should take a break.
Because deep down, there's still a part of you
Hettie, Hettie, I have a surprise for you!
I've seen you like this before, and it ends badly.
♪ Started from the bottom, now we're here ♪
It killed the cat? The cat's fine!
I also know about the dog. He's fine.
Oh, baby girl, I feel like I'm back home in poorest Appalachia.
Yes, she is.
Hey, what you take in your coffee?
Our revenge is made possible by listeners like you.
I did man work!
Mmm. Don't take long, handy man.
♪ It was my home ♪
Okay. And three, two, one...
Dang good-for-nothin' cart.
All guys do.
Is it also true you've been discovered by,
Sure am glad we don't have a horse.
♪ Started from the bottom, now my whole team here ♪
Okay. Conversation's over.
So, you're gonna tell Mom and she's gonna kick Hettie out.
Tell me.
Shh!
D'oh!
There's no stopping what I've started here.
I wanted to arrange a concert in Springfield Park.
Please reassure me because I am frightened.
He looks a little like that now.
Ow!
Okay, we'll only talk about it if you want to!
Thank God I never put in that insulation.
Mmm. Mmm.
A bacon apology sandwich.
pick up a banjo and play a song with us."
♪ Meant for shopping ♪
♪ And no one wonders why... ♪
Lasagna, which I know cats like.
I'm sorry, ma'am.
Well, I don't know if the world's gonna get me,
♪ Started from the bottom, now we're here ♪
That's not really the kind of thing you remember.
I can't die now.
You and me-- we get each other, yeah?
Oh, geez, here we go again.
we will now play loud music so you can curse.
You're out of your mind.
The guy got arrested in a cul-de-sac.
2 x 5 x 11 x 73 = 8030