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It's a poem, actually.
Thoughts?
Hi.
...the girls of my village used to sing in Uganda.
What's stopping you from opening a car wash tomorrow?
I can do that.
- But tonight they're empty. - They're chip. I said they're chip...
"Indelible Stench"?
I thought you were a meat-and-potatoes guy.
Because we're here. Okay, open them.
- This is it? - This is it.
Look again "
... felt like such a kick in the gut.
Says worker ant to queen
l... Everyone, why don't we give Tanya our full attention?
So you don't have to worry about choking on any words.
And every fucking Friday, she has a fucking potluck.
Yeah, my husband's kind of obsessive.
"Tanya Skagle, state forensics champion."
But Howard likes to fuck in the dark.
I got a pretty busy schedule, but...