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Look, I did try to drum up some new business, okay?
I just...
I'm Pierce.
That is one beautiful penis.
Okay.
...where you hack me into bits and bury me in the woods.
Is that what you meant by "take care of me"?
So you want me to go on a real date with you...
Because it's fucking comfortable, that's why.
Come on.
It's just...
She paid you directly again? Unbelievable.
Because I do, and I actually feel like you're about to start a brushfire.
No, I don't wanna cut her off. I just don't...
Look, I'm sorry. I'm sorry for last night. I didn't even want this money.
I swear, she doesn't usually do this. I haven't heard her poetry in 20 years.
...and you seem determined to undermine our success.
- Oh, what a waste. - Yeah.
- Something that... - Babe, eggplant?
An ugly man...
Anyone home?
I think...
Tanya. Tanya, what...?