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Well, what would we do on our first real date?
Oh, please, would you share it with us?
Well, we missed the boat, as they say.
Rita, this is one of my old students, Tanya Skagle.
- To be a girlfriend or something? - Hey, babe?
Oh, this was a bad idea. I don't feel well. I feel feverish.
Look, in times of economic crisis, the arts are the first thing to go.
- Hi, Mom. - Tanya, again with the yearbooks?
Being my own pimp. It was a little harder than I thought.
What, that doesn't do anything for you?
- What? - All I know...
But since it did, let me take you out.
Yeah.
... all the blood, sweat and tears that you've been putting into this.
You want me to show you how I did it? Okay, he'd say, "Go."
- Ray, what are you doing here? - Here. Here's your cut. Here.
- Only, in this case, with ants. - Yes.
- I take care of you, you take care of me. - Yes, Ray, I promise, no more citations.
- An adviser? I'm willing to be that adviser. - Floyd.
Don't you have a better way to spend the weekend?
...and, like, then maybe I have sex with you and maybe I don't?
Hi. Mrs. Skagle, I'm Pierce. It's so nice to meet you.
It felt different this time. It felt real.
Come on. Ray.
- Your tent? - My tent.