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- Yeah. - It's got to be quick, though.
whose only achievement is single-handedly tanking the economy.
It's in Annandale, Mike. No one from DC goes to fucking Annandale.
Amy, I need to talk to you for a moment.
My name is Jonah Ryan
Tom, I don't think...
Come on, I've got a Groupon, expires Monday.
Enjoy your evening.
You're just sitting here farting into my couch.
Sir, as your director of communications,
Leon.
Does anyone have anything positive to say about the ad?
My pick is EM Wheelright.
that there was one staffer who called the president
You know, Selina Meyer is a second-rate mediocrity
Very clear on this.
Amy, it's probable that your investigation
- I mean, you got a little bit more time. - I don't need more time.
We need a Jonah whisperer, except somebody who's gonna, like,
- Stump speech. - I'm listening and I'm a doer.
To burn... the wood is not going to burn.
I could lose them both. I mean, at this stage they're purely decorative.
of the United States and this is an affront.
- Yes. - No.
Can you confirm the allegation of the firing
Some straight up JFK level shit.
These look great. That was a great idea.
since he hit on the strategy of attacking you.
Holy shit, are you here to beg me for a job?
It's for the good of the country in the long run.
No. Gary, you have the machine?
Who?
- Yeah. Excuse me. - Sorry.
I'll see you on the campaign trail, amigo.
Yeah, and the voters, they love it.
busy butt-fucking each other somewhere in the vast expanses of your misshapen skull,
- She has never respected me. - And I'm bad at my fucking job?
I was so mad about her not wearing sunscreen,
All right, here's my final decision.
MONDAY 5:32 PM DOW JONES +12.14
- Yeah. - But you're the president.