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If we don't put a plan into action tomorrow morning,
Listen, Selina, I want to apologize.
- She's your second grade teacher? - Yeah.
On third thought, let's just stick with the plan before.
Gary, C is for cunt.
- She's not here, ma'am. - Since when?
because they find you odious.
Fuck...
That's my final solution.
- It's not a gate, Mike. - No kidding!
Seems kind of harsh.
Getting what?
I'm sorry, Candi. The position's been filled.
Hey, we're on a code black.
Well, you can thank When Gary Met Sally for that one.
Tom Petty says we can't use Won't Back Down anymore.
It is possible some banks may require massive capital infusions.
Or is a panicky mass firing
- Nope, that's not it. - You've got to spin it.
sent two letters, actually... and Enya.
Bailouts are not on the table.
Okay, I'm sorry. I can't do this.
I don't want to spoil Charlie's surprise under the tree...
You were gone? Oh, right, you were in New Hampshire.
You will have a final decision by tomorrow morning.
Okay, I'm just gonna need
What the fuck?
I mean, they'll just stop at nothing to get me out of here.
Thank you. Thank you so much.
Well, it does occur to me that we've all got a lot on our plates right now.
Seriously? Are you shocked by that technology?
No, there were two guys with weirdly high voices.
- What? - Yeah, I'll call Jonah and Dan
You can clear your head out and have a little fun at the same time.
There will be no bailouts. I was clear on this point.
Oh, wait, that's right.
An old crone, Amy.
a little moment to process all of this, girls.
impaired Frankensetein's monster to ever win an American election.
For your family, for your future,
Hey, Sue, did Charlie call?
Ah, I just blew the lid off of Cuntgate.
You don't want to be the face of Cuntgate.
I guess when he had cancer, the doctors removed
but he's in jail for child rape, so maybe not the first choice.
have sent some preemptive cease-and-desist orders.
Get a picture of me and this guy's mustache.
and I want to be your congressman.
When will we hear which banks are gonna get bailout money?
Mike! You fucking jagoff.
Yeah.
Does she know I called her a cunt
Thank you very much, Granite State.
I mean, I know it's so obvious.
- and examining a sort of common pattern... - Ma'am.
- Fuck! - You know what? That's bullshit.
Make an appointment to freeze eggs.
I thought everyone knew it was me.
You've got to learn to control your fucking temper!
Think fast. Ben's interviewing candidates right now.