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What brings you here?
has already determined that I was the one that called her a cunt.
- She hung up. - Fuck her.
Sorry to do this, everyone.
I suppose you need something to nervously shit out.
I'm hearing that some banks may be requiring a federal bailout.
Ben, this is real. The whole room was sniffing around Cuntgate.
Did you hear that dig about the macaroni portrait?
Here we go. Why does it keep doing the turning?
Is this about the coffee pods? I swear I was gonna put...
calling the president the C word.
Marjorie?
- Bravo, Madam President. - Yeah.
Well, Wheelright is Charlie Baird's bank.
Well, I hope to fiscal fuck
The slammer? My lawyer got it thrown out on appeal.
- We don't take Groupon. - You have to take Groupon.
No, this glasses shit, that was dope.
- Oh, wow. - That's crazy. - Oh, yeah. - That's bad.
He's the wrong shape
And it won't affect our relationship one way or another.
I already paid money for this Groupon, sir.
Tom Petty says we can’t use won’t back down anymore Tom Petty says we can’t use won’t back down anymore
Copyright shit went out with the Zune.
But I've done some deep soul diving
but we're in love.
- a very smart political operator. - I know.
- Ma'am. - No, guys, you know I'm not gonna rethink it.
On second thought, we are now going to bail out
- No, ma'am. - Okay.
Dan, do you know Candi Caruso?