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I'm CEO of a fucking yard sale.
I was in the Senate building with Dan and I'm sure someone overheard me.
Are you even getting any of this?
Guys, you want to go out later for some Hansong Korean Barbecue?
Ma'am, are you okay?
I have a new facial moisturizer.
vote Ryan for Congress.
I told the guy on the phone $100 worth of food.
and you can tear them a six-pack of new assholes.
- Right? - Yes, ma'am.
I just need a little bit more time.
I don't know why she keeps calling.
But I did not like that he was next to that guy.
No, no. The president...
- Ma'am... - Listen, with the votes and the banks,
Tell the president no hard feelings.
the fed has a trillion dollars stuffed in a mattress somewhere.
That we know of.
;)
You should really try the corned beef hash.
FRIDAY 7:45 PM MARKET OPENS IN 62 HOURS
The country, not the musical.
- No, it is not a gate. - It's very much a gate.
Hello, Leon. It's always good to see the most left-swiped face on Tinder.
From now on, Jonah, you will shut the fuck up and do exactly as I say.
- SUNDAY 9:07 AM - MARKET OPENS IN 24 HOURS - Mike! Mike! - Wayne.
- Well, I'm not the person who... - Fire them.
but I'm gonna guess that it has the word anal in it.
You know what? I play what I want.
I mean, the investigation of me being called a cunt.
~T~U~S~U~B~T~I~T~U~L~O
You know, the state that you live in sucks.
How is Catherine there and also here?
That's one. Paulsten-Berheim or EM Wheelright?
of three people from the comms office is tied to See-you-next-Tuesday-gate?
- Right. - And let's go shopping. Thank you.
- Ma'am, you cannot bail out Charlie Baird's bank. - Why not?
- PRESS BRIEFING - FRIDAY 11:00 AM - Mike! Mike! Mike!
It's Tom James. I should actually take this.
- Last week. - Oh, my God.
And if we do nothing?
Tom Petty says we can’t use won’t back down anymore
- Hi. - Hi.
Catherine, I'm in the middle of a shitstorm like...
- Meyer's Five Biggest Economic Mistakes? - No.
Hey, Mom, I'm back.
I can't stop smiling.
But then sometimes his body is too big for his head.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
ECONOMIC RESPONSE TEAM FRIDAY 11:10 AM
Move, move!
Madam President.