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- Come on. - Jesus, Dan, you wouldn't know the smart move
of higher taxes and episiotomies?
Enya?
Yeah, so I was just talking to Mike
And I don't know about you,
What? He's attacking me?
Ma'am, I think that we need to resume our focus
I shouted it into my phone on the Acela Quiet Car.
What's this about? Am I in trouble?
So, now you have all seen the ad
And you know why. Because fundamentally, people hate women, right?
It's worse than we thought.
That sort of coarse language is far beneath the dignity of this room.
And I'll be using a Groupon.
So who called me a cunt?
- She's in with someone. - Who?
I've made my final decision.
Is this about the coffee pods I took from the kitchen?
- Actually, I think... - I'll just leave the room.
Oh, my God, he noticed.
- Okay. - I am the first female president
- Yeah. - Listen to this.
Hanukah polls higher in Mecca.
50 bucks for $100 worth of food.
- He's the wrong shape. - Shape is wrong?
TUMPA
Oh, surprise, surprise. Look who's here.
Yo, Granite State. Hey, how you feeling?
Yeah. Yeah.
asks you on his deathbed...
Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
Come on, Charlie, 100%.
It was my pleasure. Oh, gentlemen.
It's the president.
- If he wins, you're a political genius. - I'll think about it.
Ma'am, instead of that, I got an idea.
- I... - Amazing.
Neither can I.
Madam President.
with wasting your hard-earned money.
who makes you feel special every time he talks to you