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Yeah, this is broken, by the way.
So it spread to the insurance companies?
Jonah Ryan, running for Congress. Pleasure to meet you.
You still have student loans? How old are you?
I'm gonna go tell Tom. Done. Okay?
and then the president of France, okay?
Or the guy in college who wanted to watch me pee.
And I won't back down. Thank you.
and made me realize what an idiot I was being.
RYAN FOR CONGRESS HQ
- we can't have a traitor in our castle, right? - Yeah...
No, I don't know. I don't want to wear the glasses.
I think she did a fine job screwing up the country all by herself.
- Privately. - Definitely.
Now you know why I've been acting all silly and giggly.
You don't like him? Okay.
We are going to bail out Charlie's bank.
What?
I was talking to her about how Wendy paid off
I do have hard feelings. I'm consumed by them.
- No, just let it ring. - Okay.
What an old crone.
Go fuck yourself.
- I love you. - Thank you.
Recession Has a New Name: the Selina Slump?
I know the world of focus groups.
Hey, Dan. You want to go to lunch later at Hansong Korean Barbecue?
the worst thing you can call a woman.
Her whole presidency has been one disgrace after another
Okay, well, fuck him if he thinks I'm gonna back down.
No Groupon. Total is $184.12.
No, I'm pretty sure I called her a cunt to the reporter who broke the story.
The details for the plan will be revealed later today.
and I don't know if you're sick of it,
Hey, how about an $80 in-home massage for 40 bucks?
I assume what I'm seeing is the patented Egan touch.
Phil Neary and what's her ass, Lisa...
- Yeah. - So I think we should push this investigation
Gary.
Everybody's trying to get me, but I'm not gonna let them.
Well, now I have, too, apparently once.
- Oh, we need Dan Egan. - Dan turned us down.
Janders is buying my assets.
and you can be happy just thinking about him, you know...
Oh, Madam President. Welcome.
You made the right call on the banks, ma'am.
I've made my decision.
- Oh, fuck. - Make that happen.