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Gummy bears and gummy worms.
Bummer.
Sponge. Sad.
Sounds good.
And I hope that we can still be friends.
Why are you eating stem first?
Do you wanna keep this?
Well, I can't. I don't know how.
I still have my old phone. This thing, indestructible.
Erin, I want you to go to the kitchen and get me some vegetables.
Hey, Ryan. Yeah.
I'm trying.
Go to the book store at lunch.
And you know her husband's in a wheelchair, right?
Okay.
It was pretty cool. Was it?
Yeah, I'm sure.
I love you, too.
Okay, champagne. Happy.
Chicks fall down, need help getting back up.
But that's fine. Is it?
So look where you're going to be placing your hand.
and the words start to sound weird?
My tombstone's already made, thank you.
I wouldn't be surprised if I never ate a vegetable again.
You make fun of me, everyone laughs.
Yeah, a break.
Okay, well, my confession is that today I had a sip of coffee.
I really wanted you to follow through on your resolutions.
Oh, I should get this.
One, two, three.
No, some people just don't meet someone.
Michael, Michael. All right.
I was just thinking about snot.
I've achieved plenty, and there's no better than the best.
I'll come with you, show you how it's done.
"Cool, let's hang out tonight."