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Yeah. I did, actually.
Hey, yeah. No, I got it.
that we've already fudged on our resolutions?
Come on, why not?
These resolutions should be about you,
I got that cutie behind the counter.
"Reflective strips were glued to patrol jackets.
Congrat...
You know what? That's my new one.
Put her there. Give me a good firm one.
Yeah. That is neat.
and I made it about me.
I got nothing against strip clubs,
And the rest was just boiler plate stuff, that's...
Look at where you're going to be doing the cartwheel.
Hey, was it me or you that just shoved
Well, I just want to talk about what happened in there.
Oh, hey, guys. I'd like to introduce you
You're right.
for the right number of people, which is one.
Holly like phone?
Now if she's engaged, I'm gonna go crazy.
Nope, she's lying.
Thank you.
Wow, did your baby draw that?
Hey, right back at you, bitch.
I did it!
Snot.
What is wrong with you people? Can't you stick to anything?
I think we kind of nailed it. Yeah, pretty much.
into my mouth because Michael told me to?