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the office administrator at Vance Refrigeration.
Ha, ha!
The index cards on your desk are resolution cards.
Since last year I ate none.
My resolution is "Meet a loose woman."
I'll collect them, and then display the cards on...
Come on, here comes the airplane. There you go.
Oops-e-doops.
And did you get the tickets?
God, I hate it.
Oh, God!
Me.
This meeting is for Knights of the Night only.
I don't care whether you hate it, you said you'd do it!
I gotcha, I gotcha!
Can I get a flight home to Texas?
And I must say that it is going immensely
but, it came and went and we're still together.
And if someone else is driving me to the book store,
Ha, ha, ha.
You write your New Year's resolution on them,
Why did we pretend like we work here?
And nobody talks me down like myself in a video talking me down.
"Minutes from previous meeting, of Knights of the Night."
Sweet 16, 10-year reunion parties.
That's real, real classy, Kevin.
Today will either be the best or the worst day of my life.
Do you want to keep this?
There's always chicks at the rink.
Hey, Ryan.
And he roller skates like a Greek God. And you know what?
That's porn.
Or making love too beautifully.
But I always find myself throwing out half the food that I prepare.
Next year? Come on. I mean, what is the point?
Seriously, we are nothing like the Guardian Angels.
It was insensitive and I am sorry.
Hey.
Yeah.
But it's okay. I still have time.
Oh, Pam? Soda. Caffeine.