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[theme music playing]
is for your eyes only.
I have a show to get to. I'm a performer.
♪ And all that jazz ♪
Okay, well, you brought this on yourself.
[glass shattering]
and I'll be able to drive this baby back home.
No, I refuse this.
I've been thinking about that whole choir thing,
No, no. Miranda Sings.
[stutters] We have to go. Bethany has to take...
Close the door. Yes.
- Oh, now, Miranda... What? - No, no, no, no. Wait.
Oh, yeah?
[Keith] How's your neck doing?
Oh, no, no, no. You can't call a family meeting.
It sounded like you were crying in your last message.
The car got impounded, Miranda's in a fight with a big, beautiful lady,
All right, let me think.
and be careful backing this thing up because you cannot see a thing.
Who cares about my honor? Everyone's gonna see my tookie!
In your face.
Patrick.
You can't actually be considering this.
No.
I won't even miss you.
- way more surprises. - Oh, like what?
- Oh. Good work. - [Jim sighs]
♪ All ♪
- Oh, thank you. - Uncle Jim, what are you doing?
[Miranda clears throat] Welcome, everyone, to my show.
It's fine, fine, fine.
So that would be...
The bubble machine? The Princess Diana Beanie Baby?
[Emily] Well...
- [crowd applauding] - Thank you, thank you.
and I don't have any clean panties.
I'll get it for you.