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Yeah. I mean, I'm just... I'm just, like, surprised.
Well, this is ridiculous!
If you just give me a chance.
at getting rid of people. So I need you to come home...
Patrick, you're making it very hard for me to do my choreography.
- We're leaving now. - Uh, Miranda,
I just saw you.
[softly] Yeah.
So, I guess we're gonna have to cancel the gig that I definitely booked.
and I wanna make it up to you
Miranda... Car.
Sorry, I was thinking, you should probably come up with, uh, a stage name.
I gotta warn you. It's, uh, long hours and no pay.
- My demands. - That's her rider. Deal with it.
So take your little laundry basket and get out!
I'm sorry.
They fit me so well in all the places. [chuckles softly]
[whispering] And take your time.
how long do you think this will take? Like...
- Really? - Mmm-hmm. A huge gig in, uh, Seattle.
♪ Jazz ♪
I love it. Do you have any more surprises?
there goes the last of my childhood innocence.
Actually, that's why I came here this morning.
- [Miranda] Okay. But what about you? - Don't worry about me.
[stammers]
- Let 'em go have their fun. - [van door closes]
I am a lady, you crazy cu...
What's wrong?
what the most entertaining act of the evening was.
Uh, at a reputable theater, please.
- Uh, everyone in the business uses one. - Yeah, I didn't even think about that.
[crowd applauding]
based on all the conversations that we've been having
If we put the doors back on the bathroom stalls,
And I have hurt you...
That's my chair.
special.
Just tell them I'm a celebrity and they'll let us go.
encouraging Mom's fake illnesses, and I think he has a fetish for sick people.
- [Miranda] You look stressed! - He's here!
I think once this fog lets up,
Listen, I think you're confused. This is a bookstore.