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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Uh, I'm just testing the tires
Nice camel toe!
Ow!
Oh, it is?
Oh... [stammers] You tell that tech guy
Mom said that?
"A dozen Slurpees, a Chia Pet,
- This is a wonderful life moment for me. - What? Comedy trio?
have been dating secretly ever since the funeral.
♪ And all that jazz I hear that Father Dip ♪
- Don't hurt nothing. All right. - [both chuckle]
Um...
you'll wanna book it immediately. It's my...
Getting to know Emily.
[theme music playing]
Incorporated?
- Perfect. - [chuckles]
Uh... [clears throat]
Oh no, no, no, no, no. We are not interested.
I mean, we all understand if this is just too much for you.
I've tried.
[crowd laughing]
- ...I'll know who to call. - [chuckles] You do.
You simply take the name of the first street you lived on,
After that, you barge in my room
and lots of meats."
Really? Where?
[chuckles] It's for you to get around.
Okay, just stop it. Stop it, okay?
Have a seat. I think we should let Bethany decide if her legs work or not.
Sorry. No. I just... I'm not used to being the topic of conversation at the table.
My name is Jim, Uncle Jim. And I have an act so sensational,
[crying] How can they do this?
and you'll have to do whatever she says.
Uh-huh. Well, I'm noticing that Miranda's really in a hurry to get to her show,
all day and all night?
That's the idea. Just a few more windows
[grunting]
♪ And all that jazz ♪
You can't take advantage of someone like that.
Hello?
[yells] Bethany!
- No. - Miranda Shirt. No.
[chuckles]
♪ Oh, you're gonna see Your shimmy shimmy ♪
All right, that's enough!
Uh... like a tour bus.
- [crowd laughing] - But, I mean, clearly they need me more.
You're being completely porn. You need to go hide right now.
that I booked, uh, prior, earlier.
I'm just glad you got to see it before you and Mom got too serious.
but what you have done with this casserole... [chuckles]
But we will need to impound your vehicle.
[Jim] Not much longer.