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Roadie, paper.
hundred bucks tonight.
But listen. He's worse than we thought, and he's really
- Are just friends. - [Keith] Oh no, no, no, no, Bethany.
And what about me?
I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry I yelled at you, sir.
Then why aren't you using it?
Now, Patrick, what I am about to tell you
[claps] Have an announcement to make.
Well, we can't leave. We have that whole list of props we need to get.
Great, Bethany. I am supposed to go on a big road trip.
I'm worried about protecting your honor.
- What the heck is that? - It's a list of demands
There's an age-old system for this.
long walk! Because we're here already.
Oh, yes, of course. I understand.
- Get out! - No trespassing!
Um... I don't think...
But you don't want me to.
Uh, Mom?
He's gone.
I'm sorry.
- What? - I don't have any clean underwear.
What are you doing in my house?
Okay, Keith. What's going on?
But if there's one thing I've learned about being a mother, it's...
with the windows and signal lights covered over.
Because he's not wearing any.
Yeah. Wow.
Mooney? Patrick, that's your last name!
[Keith] Hmm.
[stammering] That's stupid. [chuckles]
It's too close, Patrick.
You're too close.
So, Forty-seventh Street Scabs Sings it is then.
S-A-L-A-M-N-I.
Is that permanent paint?
She painted The Wounded Deer.
I've sketched this out a dozen times already.
Because they don't.
[all yelling]
♪ Jazz ♪
- Oh, come here. Have a seat. - Okay.
[clears throat]
Is this the guy that keeps leaving all those weird messages?
Okay.