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- I'm running low on toilet paper. - Excuse me?
Maybe we should ask the vice president to make a statement.
- This is not good. - It's fine.
It really hurts to roll my eyes.
is housing starts are down and unemployment's up.
You're part of the James team now.
So who's your choice?
Is the president going to make a statement?
Mom, you don't invite my friends to Thanksgiving dinner.
All right, who's ready for some piping hot tofurkey?
I went to the White House on a three-week placement.
And Arkansas.
All right, fine. Ow!
You want me to run his campaign?
Oh, why doesn't the president make it?
- What? - No promises.
- This is amazing. - Yeah, he's doing okay.
- Oh, good. - Excuse me, ma'am.
I mean, it... or, well, my house.
What is that?
Once I'm in, I'm in.
- The president needs me. - Well, you just got here.
If they hear it from you directly, you can get away with just about anything.
No, we don't. You know, Jonah,
How many more of these do we have to do?
It's quite simple. I actually don't have to make any cuts to the exterior dermis.
Michigan is actually the largest producer of battery acid.
If that's not too much trouble.
- We got to lance that Doyle. - No promises, ma'am.
- You had a nervous breakdown, right? - It was not a breakdown.
It's very easy for me just to sit right there.
Dear Lord who guides me and nourishes me,
- Good luck. - Yeah.
More like a waste De time.
if you were to make love in a turkey's bed?
it seemed like a very small sacrifice
Mm-mmm. Mm-mmm.
So you know what? I want to see the president.
So may we go ahead and ask Doyle?
She's got my vote, bless her heart.
That's very good, sir.