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Yes. We better go see the black-eyed pea.
and travel here to be with
Tell the South Korean PM I'll give her a call later this afternoon.
Missouri's the largest turkey-producing state in the union.
I invite my friends to Thanksgiving dinner.
Like are they gonna hit the minibar tonight at their hotel?
Andrew, I'm a woman of my word
And I'll look 10 years younger.
Well played, ma'am.
She still has a great rack, though.
I will bring you back human ears for a necklace.
Thank you so much. Happy Thanksgiving. Yes. What?
Well, they were bred to be eaten, so they'll probably collapse
That is amazing.
Oh, my God.
I also want to take this opportunity to introduce Congressman Bill Jaeger
...and we can wrap up Michigan.
- Splett? - Splett.
Fair enough.
I'm a MRSA infection. You don't get rid of Jonah Ryan.
Sherman's dead.
Great, why don't you send them right over to me?
- Wow. - It's okay. It's okay.
Happy Thanksgiving. Bye-bye. Oh, my God.
So for dessert, there's apple and pecan pie. What would you like?
I'll come and pester you to be back at your desk in an hour.
You have had sex with both of my daughters.
Ma'am, the salmonella outbreak has mushroomed.
Next time you have a root canal, remind me.
and you have my word.
you mentioned things like zucchini and Atlantic City and Pfizer,
Okay, she just had 10 years taken off her eyes.
Maybe you should declare a state of emergency.
- If you could please have a seat. Gary. - Dr. Abernathy.
Praise Jesus! Are you kidding me?
I should add the turkeys were no longer there.
to totally rock this shit. Amen.
Forgive me, but you have to be nice to him.
Now, do you or do you not understand me?!
willing to charge this machine gun nest,
I hope I can count on your support in the upcoming vote.
she fucking hates you as do I.
- I can't even look at her. - Yeah.
- She can't make a statement. - You're fucking kidding me.
that we're closing up shop for the Thanksgiving holiday and we're monitoring
If she wants me to do her bullshit,
of magnitude below statistical significance.
but what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
It's idiotic, but it scares people into watching more news, right?
Doyle: So I've spoken to the president.