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Heard a lot of great things about Ezra.
Seems to me like you're spinning out.
- Oh, my God. Ah! - Oh.
Of course. The salmonella outbreak.
I think that's a term invented by the media.
Wow.
What is dental surgery code for anyway, Ben?
I mean, is it like anal bleaching?
I was just wondering what time you'll be arriving.
No! He's the old face of this administration.
Oh, my God. Are you kidding?
Well, I have a bachelor's degree in hotel management
Okay, yes, ask Doyle.
His comprehension of the word no
Mrs. Ryan, these old Thanksgiving photos are priceless.
But anyway, sir, how can I help you?
But doesn't it just come up as unlisted?
- Privately? - Sure, honey.
even though he still used the word coloreds.
What?
Congratulations, Mrs. McLintock.
Sherman's widow is about to announce
Ain't a challenge been invented Jonah Ryan can't do.
But it's the first Thanksgiving since Mee-maw's gone.
as to the secrecy of this trip
Jesus, you look like a southern housewife
There's a lot to be thankful for.
because he knows the rules aren't being respected?
Can I just say how much I appreciate
Now listen to me, you walking trisomy.
- That won't be necessary. - No more messengers, Ben.
it's that you've got to get out there and talk to the American people.
250 people, no one from work.
Everybody's watching football. There's only a couple cases.
I could get dog shit in a condom elected in New Hampshire.
your coming down on your Thanksgiving
- Part of my inner circle. - I'm honored.
Catherine actually personally chose those names, didn't you, honey?
It's this election has just been brutal on me.
Which would be a shame.
you exude a crotchety gravitas.
Ma'am, have you considered making a statement?
and becoming the goofy Paul Simon to my angelic-voiced Art Garfunkel.