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I want a full fucking beaver shot with the legs.
I wanna give you some exciting news.
Association with Tanz spells disaster.
And they have written you a piece of legislation.
and he's the chair of the Judiciary Committee.
If it was any more Kennedy-esque,
has never saved us from anything,
- This is Splett. - Hey, buddy.
It's hilarious.
Sorry betrays a weak spirit. Have a seat, Congressman.
Wait, do I have to read all this?
Here are the notes on the kid chefs.
Plus, reading...
- 40. - ...40.
on the Judiciary Committee.
- It's in the bathroom upstairs. - What's in he bathroom?
hello?
Oh, no, it isn't upstairs, Gary.
- All righty, time to go. - Okay.
Oh, of course, yeah. That makes sense.
- Listen, if I don't make it... - Gary, you're gonna be fine.
You do like throwing books at people.
of maybe five million.
So, I'm not menopausal?
I feel like my chest has been trampled
it may be virtually impossible for you to conceive.
- Oh, is that so? - The potassium.
- Get well soon. - Thank you so much, Richard.
Wow, and you left the bun on it when you cut it.
It just... it doesn't feel organic.
Do you know where my water with the straw is?
The only one who should be sucking your dick
Ma'am, picked by the Supreme Court.
Marjorie and Catherine are on their way.
Why don't we just puppy pile, okay?
- What? I'm on the short list! - Peek-a-boo, peek-a-boo!
- Oh, my God. - Whoo!
Nice of you to fit me into your busy schedule.
No. He's a prison magnet.
- Thank you. - Madam President,
- Oh, good luck. - I'm fine.
I'm starting to look like I should be auditioning for a telenovela here.
- It's neither a plural, nor a possessive. - No, it's spring.
with the gavel clenched in my cold, dead twat.
I do wanna hear the end of that, though.
Danny, I saw that piece that you did on Rwanda. It's very powerful.