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- It could be interesting. - Yeah.
And I don't give a fuck if that means
I'm starting to look like a diversity hire here.
When we return, more of that signature Danny Egan wit.
So, we have something to toast
- What's this? - My back.
- A heart attack? - Yes, ma'am.
You can just... just close that, okay?
- Oh, here it is. - ...has nominated President Stuart Hughes
Just think... next year, you get to go to my library opening.
I'll see you later.
Is the air conditioning even on?
- Oh, Jesus. - Madam President?
it's gonna free up some space in my bag.
- Oh, it's CNN.com. - Oh, well, nobody looks at that.
- Did I die? - Here we go again.
- Oh, thank you very much, Richard. - Absolutely.
- I never turn down a warm compress. - Then take it.
Oh, I better get back to Mr. Ryan.
Whew, oh, boy.
- I love your scarf. - Eileen Fisher.
Help me out with this Selina Ross and the Supremes insanity.
I mean, Jane calls the shots, and I wanna be taken seriously.
- Jane, thank you. - Mm.
- Madam President. - Hello. How are you?
Aw, well, at least you made the short list.
Okay.
You think I'd make a good judge?
- Seriously? - I'm so sorry, Dan.
- 10:00 AM. - Was an hour ago.
We need to give him a name or we lose him.
Oh, I cut up a chicken sandwich and I put it into pasta.
Okay, what's happening right now?
- Just 'cause I can do it. - Ma'am, time is of the essence here.
Madam President, don't let me take any more of your time.
and I'm there in time to steep the tea...
Ma'am, "New York Times" says Montez
but it sure as tits wasn't me.
The other day, I flushed a comb down the toilet.
No, no, no, no, no, there is absolutely no validity
Ma'am, Sherman Tanz called again.
but I know Sherman Tanz,
Careful.
- 'Cour... yeah, sure. - Everybody reads.
This is your chance to get back in President Meyer's good graces.
Write me a prescription for Eileen Fisher
Marjorie, I really think...