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and a king memory foam...
They all said no very fast.
"Granite State Represented by Twinless Tower,"
- Love to, yeah. - Ow!
Apparently, someone saw President Meyer's name on McPherson's call sheet,
- Then shut the fuck up. - Uh-huh.
- Yes, hi. - Is it okay with you
We all know about you and Jane. You guys are together.
Richard! Oh, I'm sorry.
Where is your water?
On the bright side, it's gonna be an amazing
Fittingly, I lost my back-virginity in Assateague.
- He's good, though, right? - Yes, ma'am.
Oh, a straw. Yeah, I want a water with a straw.
- Thank you. - Mr. Egan?
You told me not to!
Look, it's 9:00 AM, right?
- and start sucking. - Fine.
If it was any more Kennedy-esque, it would drive you into the ocean.
I need that money for the library ASAP. Go!
and tell her Selina will meet with her next Monday.
I guess.
- No, Gary, sit! - All right, let's both sit.
Your mother had a heart attack in DC.
But I think five million is swingable.
It's the bleu cheese.
- Happy Daylight Savings Time. - Saving.
in a tiny version of "Back to the Future."
You're lucky I have such a great ass.
'cause think of the position that that would put me in.
Buh-bye.
the mish-mash of time zones and time changes
This looks delicious. What is it?
Hello. Thanks for this.
You could just get the correct time from your phone.
What is it?
- Excuse me. - Oh, my God.
Certainly.
This isn't unprecedented either,
All right, so tell me, is there any truth at all to this?
Chocolate chip walnut cookies from Levain.
I can't get any air in here
Madam President, because of the actions of misguided reformers,
- Do you want a juice box? - Where was that an hour ago?
- Eight bodies. - ...Eight bodies.
You didn't even sign this.
but it'll probably be a man if you wanna get anything done.
Have ever watched girls gymnastics? That makes no sense.
Can we get something for Mr. Walsh, please?
- And you get to buy my book. - Can't you just give me a copy?
Sorry, Jane. Of course you're sure. Okay.
could it be bad for your child's self-esteem?
is Daylight Savings Time.