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any idea who President Montez is considering
It's a lack of oxygen to the heart muscle.
- Oh, good for you. - The miserable anti-Semite,
Well, no, but this is far more serious.
Oh, Gary, I need you to move all of these law review boxes.
- Oh, okay, fine. - First one...
Israel hyper-enthusiast, billionaire,
- What are you telling me? - I think you had a small heart attack.
You know what helps? Bananas.
Mm, yeah, good. Thank you.
- Come in, take a seat. - Thanks.
especially corporations, who he legally considered to be people.
Jesus Beverly Christ, I'm starving.
Uh-huh, you're stalling. It must be a big number.
Sorry, Jane. Beave and legs, got it.
you just put that on Gary 'cause he had a massive heart attack, luckily.
Then we'll all get a bite to eat afterwards, you know.
because President Taft was on the Supreme Court after he was president.
- No, no, no, Gary, sit. - No, no, no, you sit.
Mike's hair reminds me of graham cracker crumbs.
I'm... I'm willing to try anything.
he's a fresh, if slightly deformed, face
starving yourself, though.
- I "springed" backwards. - No, you spring forward!
Oh, God. Where are we with that?
- Yeah. - Ma'am, Tanz at 2:00.
Well, for you, Congressman, disaster would be a step up.
- Hello, sir. - 59 minutes.
- Oh, my God, really? - Yeah.
- It was heavenly. It was really delicious. - Okay.
So, how much do you need?
Let's give Mr. Tanz a compress.
- Yeah. - Just forget that for right now, okay?
taking guns from this guy, giving the death penalty to that guy.
Right, I want you to get in touch with Ed McPherson on Judiciary
- Very powerful. - You gotta try one of these.
that my father was an associate of Bebe Rebozo's?
You didn't set your watch forward.
You will be the death of me.
Why one Texas housewife wants to phase it out.