Can't Dance, Don't Ask Me - Married with Children [S03E13]

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Can't Dance, Don't Ask Me - Married with Children [S03E13]
TV-PG Comedy

After Kelly gets in trouble at school, the only way she can get out of punishment if she joins a tap dance class.

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18 Mar 1989
Can't Dance, Don't Ask Me
Gerry Cohen
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Released 1989-03-18, Rated TV-PG
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